The best thing to do would be to designate everywhere as clothing optional, and we could leave little fenced-in areas for the prudes to prance around in. Call them “Prudist Camps”. They could peer out of their fences and indulge in their offensive “I’m offended” behaviour whenever they saw a naked person walk by, without bothering the rest of us.
This quote is attributed to John Lennon. Lennon famously, or infamously depending on your point of view, got naked with Yoko Ono.